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一个肥瘦 发表于 2008-6-16 20:22

去北京的哥们戒烟手册(ZT)

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">在北京的一个月时间里,无时无刻不在感受到对烟民明目张胆的歧视。下了飞机,打火机早已经被没收,而烟瘾正在泛滥。首都机场一楼的便利店提供打火机,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">15</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">元一个,怎么看都觉得招牌发黑。楼外每个门前都聚集了一帮烟民,任何一个有打火机的人感觉如同帝王或者拯救地球的超人。在等车的当儿,我想如果雇佣一帮人到机场门口卖打火机,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">5</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">元一个,估计一年后我能带着这帮人在纳斯达克上市。因为你有这个瘾头,也有这个消费能力,所以在首都机场你就被当成了待宰的肥羊,这种感觉相当不好。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">在首都机场遭遇歧视,正解是:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">、到出站口对面的停车场,那里有小卖部,打火机售价</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">元。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">、到航站楼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">层,也就是出发口,那里每个门口都有抽烟的人,烟灰缸上有无数被抛弃的打火机。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">上出租,刚掏出烟来,边上的京片子就开始发作:先生,现在有规定不允许在出租车上抽烟。你转过头去,司机师傅咧开大嘴朝你幸灾乐祸地笑着,露出一口同是天涯沦落人的黄牙,大有一种欢迎同来克难的感觉。的确,所有出租车的副驾座位前都有告示:车内严禁吸烟。随后,司机会告诉你说,在出租车上抽烟会被罚款多少多少。你飞快地计算那个金额,折合成多少多少包烟。想象一下,你被堵在四环上如同蜗牛爬行,心中焦躁不安,但是不能摸出那根该死的小白棍。。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">在首都出租车上遭遇歧视,正解是:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 31.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">、永远!永远!永远不要直接掏出烟来就抽,司机会立即制止你。而是掏出烟来给司机一根,出租车司机基本都抽烟,价格一般在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">5-8</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">块的档次。所以,给他一只好烟,利用价格优势诱惑他。如果他仅只是意志动摇,那么告诉他这种烟味道不错,烟民应该勇于尝试。然后,装作很随意的样子,聊一下北京全民禁烟的问题,提醒他被歧视的滋味。最后提问:在环线上也有警察抓抽烟的?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">、使用简便程序,上车闲聊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">5</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">分钟后宣布:对不起,我烟瘾大作,实在是盯不住了。他能怎样?放弃这趟活,让你再打一辆?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">在饭馆,有无专门的吸烟区是文明和野蛮的分野。不是说完全开放吸烟是一种野蛮,而是说根本不设吸烟区,完全禁烟是彻头彻尾的野蛮。这种不设任何吸烟区的做法,在很多北京的饭馆都有体现,而且和餐厅的档次毫无关系。我曾经在五道口遭遇一家不让抽烟的火锅店,拜托!火锅是重庆船夫发明的食物,我们不烫松露蘸油碟吃。当然,也有工体唐廊那样的地方,吸烟区只有四人台,似乎在用这种方式宣告烟民的数量正在急剧下降,以至于凑不齐十人一桌。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">在首都饭馆遭遇歧视,正解是:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">、要求在吸烟区就坐,如果没有吸烟区请努力吃</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">4</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">个小时以上,届时可以用周围无人作为抽烟的理由。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">、对于根本不提供吸烟区,而且态度极为恶劣的餐厅,应该在指出这种行径非常野蛮之后掉头就走。并且另选一家允许吸烟的餐厅恶意消费,用经济杠杆教训无烟餐厅。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">、用</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Google Map</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">集体绘制一张友善餐厅地图,用红色骷髅标注所有全面禁烟餐厅,供广大烟民信息共享。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">在写字楼,办公区已经全面禁烟。如果你公然点燃一支,会有廊坊口音的保安无声无息地在你身后出现:“先生,这里不允许抽烟。”并向你伸出手来。你唯一能做的事情就是在他手心里掐面烟头,看着他带着抑制不住的权威满足感离开。一种挫败感油然而生,直到你前往消防通道,看见一群身穿上万名牌衣饰的各色男女或站或蹲,极为潦倒狼狈地抽烟时,你的挫败感才能完全由凄凉感取代。所有写字楼的消防通道和紧急出口,都有浓烈的烟味,那里是最具人性关怀的地点。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">在写字楼遭遇歧视,正解是:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">、前往消防通道抽烟,顺便看一下靓女。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">、努力升职,获得带有抽风机的独立办公室。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">我不反对禁烟,也承认二手烟的危害。但是,不限制烟厂而限制烟民,这种逻辑让我觉得非常奇怪。此外,烟民是一种尼古丁成瘾者,也就是病人,那么相当于社会弱势人群,可以等同于轻度残障人士。为什么有盲道和轮椅斜坡,却不能提供烟民一个方便,让他们有个地方可以不失体面和尊严地吸烟?最后,最让我无法理解的是:市面上根本就没有大规模提供尼古丁贴、尼古丁喷剂和尼古丁气压注射器,甚至很难看到有效的戒烟药物。这是真要禁烟呢?</SPAN></P>

荤素搭配 发表于 2008-6-16 21:46

源泉控制,治本之道。

美得很 发表于 2008-6-18 09:35

没收几个了,还好没把Zippo带出去

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